justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

(Source: oprahwingdings, via fake-mermaid)

like
me at age 9: omg i cant wait to be a teenager, getting drunk and partying 24/7 with all my friends!!!!
me as a teenager: who the fuck just unfollowed me

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

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